Mitt is Shit

So, what's so good about Mitt Romney? People are in love with this guy, but what does he stand for? All I know right now is that he's absolutely against everything that matters. Things that I've mentioned in the previous articles.

I'm really trying to see how someone could be against gay marriage. Now what I'm guessing, is that he really gets a boner over Jesus, and according to the good book, Jesus was homophobic, even though he had two dads...but whatever.

Also, Romney hates school. He must, since he's proposing a bill to defund all of our colleges. God forbid we take away money from the military, as we have to have the strongest, dumbest military personnel in the world. The stronger, and dumber we are, the easier we are to control, right? Is that what he's thinking? Please, help me understand.

Next big issue: Immigration. I have a racist republican asshole friend on facebook, that I just happened to grow up with. The guy isn't really a friend, he's more of an old acquaintance. His stance on politics is that all he seems to care about is immigration. That's why he's voting for Romney. Apparently, Romney wants to put a dome over the whole country. Can't let anyone in or out. How the fuck do they think this country was started in the first place?! What's wrong with the system we have now? Just let them take a test. Education shows that people care. Yes, I realize that there are natural born citizens that can't pass an immigration test, but again, this leads back to education! Vote for someone who's going to put money back into schools. Which president has funded the most for education? Obama put his money behind charter schools, Romney puts his money into...a car elevator for his mansion.

Last, do I really need to mention the environment? I'm just saying that anyone who wants to vote for Romney can't complain about high gas prices, when Obama put money from the stimulus package into companies that create electric cars. They can make cars that run off of fucking water, but I don't see Mitt Romney investing in that any time soon.

Ron Paul: My Favorite Drag Queen!

I had a friend on the Facialbook today say that he wanted Ron Paul for president. This was my response:

"I absolutely agree with his position that an individual should have the right to make their own decisions, and from an outside perspective, he seems very open minded. I just don't understand how he could say that a person should be able to do what they want, and then turn around and sign the bill against gay marriage. I would worry that if he's elected president, that he would sign anti-marijuana bills into law as well.

You and I both know that the legalization of Marijuana as well as gay marriage would be a huge benefit to the economy, but the things that Ron Paul says, and the things that he does are a bit opposite. His personal stance and his political stance are different and to me, that's kind of weird."

I really do agree that some things should be up to the states to decide, but you can't just go around talking about it, and then doing what you think that the republican party wants. It's especially bad when those are two completely different things.

I also think that Ron Paul talking about the legalization of heroin and prostitution got a bit to liberal, even for me. I mean, you have to have some guidelines, even if they are a bit loose. When you think about it, he sounds more like an anarchist than a republican. I wouldn't want to vote for someone who will unintentionally increase the crime rate, and say "it's an individual's right to choose." WTF

Yes I'm liberal, but I believe that there should be laws, and guidelines as well. There needs to be a balance. Having a different political stance than what you feel personally is not the balance that I believe America needs.

Tell me What Obama has Done Wrong

So, as some of you might have already guessed, I'm one of those Hollywood liberal hippies who believe that we can change this country through common sense. If we all just thought for half a second before we did anything, the world would be a better place.

That's the problem with this country. There was a time when being Republican stood for something. Now, I guess it just means that you're retarded. Seriously, I mean Sarah Palin has all the charm of your redneck neighbor who goes out hitting animals with his gas guzzeling Jeep Grand Cherokee, but as a political figure, that's just not effective.

I mean lets think for a second. Yes, rednecks are charming, funny people, who would just love to use all the world's resources if it means making their life just a little bit better, but do you really want one of these un-educated pricks as your next president?!

I'd rather have cousin Eddie from "National Lampoons Vegas Vacation" as president than Sarah Palin. His character in the movie would probably do more for our country than that stupid whore. The scary thing is though, that we're really close to that.

Obama is someone who is actually working his ass off to pull this country in the right direction. Some of these republicans "IE the Tea Party" just can't stand the fact that there is an African American president who is more educated than they are. I guess it makes them feel inferior, which is funny, because they are. But it's ok, because they are all old white people, so they should be dieing off real soon.

It's kind of hard not to respect Obama, considering the amount of opposition that he's had since the day that he entered office. Not just because he's African American, but from an outside perspective, every idea he's ever had has been opposed by idiots.

And now, when some of these ideas have actually worked, the idiots are saying "well you should have had a bigger stimulus, you should have done this better, or that better." My response to that is "it's not like he didn't try". The reson that he didn't do things well enough, is that he had to compromise for you dumb asses, and now the tea party is criticizing him for it?! Really tea party?! Really? Get your head out of your ass and make some real suggestions before you criticize. If you have a better idea on how to run the country, I'd love to hear it.

Some People Are Just Insane!

Now, I'm not here to sit back and bash on the tea-partiers, but lets be honest, do they do anything good for the American people? I realize that they mean well, and I not only expect, but hope that some of these people come out of the wood-work and tell me just what it is that they believe in. Right now, I'm writing this blog to show everyone once and for all the idiocy that people think is true right now.

I love America, just as much as any other red-blooded citizen, and to be honest, I'm a bit new to politics. When I stop to think about things that are affecting the country right now, I notice that there is a fringe group of people out there, (the tea party) who have the absolute oposite views that I do.

Things like gay marriage. First of all, why would anyone give a rat's ass what gender someone else happens to fall in love with? Does this affect you in any way shape or form? Wait let me answer that for you. It affects you in the sense that homosexual people (men in particular) love to have outlandish weddings where they spend as much money as they can, and in turn breathe life into our economy.

So, if you're in any kind of business that needs money, and can profit off of gay marriage, you'd be a complete moron to vote against it. Voting against gay marriage, is like turning down money for our economy. And what's your excuse for voting no? "It says being gay is an abomination in the bible." This may be true, but then again, so is eating shrimp. I don't plan on boycotting Red-Lobster any time soon.

The legalization of marijuana. There's another easy one that would save our economy billions. I'm not exaggerating, just legalize it. There's no excuse for this one. It's safer than smoking cigarettes, and we're spending our tax dollars on jailing people whos only offense is having a few ounces of this plant in thier posession. Will someone please explain this one to me?

I don't have room to write down every idiot thing that the tea party is against, at least not in this post as it's already getting long, but trust me, I have many more questions about this idiocy, and I'm hoping someone will read this and give me a few straightforward answers!